EMPLOYEE ISSUE #001FULL GARMENT VIEWGENERAL EXHAUSTION
DROP 001 / GENERAL EXHAUSTION
CLOTHES FOR
TIRED OFFICE
SIRENS.
Uniforms for surviving meetings, mandatory fun and the terrifying sentence: “let’s go around the room.”
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CERTIFIED
AWKWARD™
DEPT. 09AWKWARD™
SOCIAL SURVIVALpls don’t
perceive me
CURRENT CASE FILES
LATEST CORPORATE
INCIDENTS
Limited employee issues. Produced in quantities small enough to avoid a quarterly review.
EMPLOYEE ISSUE #001FULL GARMENT VIEW€39.00
EMPLOYEE ISSUE #002FULL GARMENT VIEWGENERAL EXHAUSTION
I’M FUCKING TIRED TEE
Compliance level: questionable
EMPLOYEE ISSUE #003FULL GARMENT VIEWMEETING SURVIVAL
DO NOT CIRCLE BACK HOODIE
Response time: never
EMPLOYEE ISSUE #004FULL GARMENT VIEWSOCIAL BATTERY
CERTIFIED AWKWARD CAP
Approved by absolutely no one
EMPLOYEE ISSUE #005FULL GARMENT VIEWCORPORATE IDENTITY
CORPORATE IDENTITY TEE
Brand compliance: involuntary
CORPORATE IDENTITY / FILE 2026
MAKING THINGS
AWKWARD
SINCE 2026.
☒ HUMAN INTERACTION☒ MANDATORY FUN☐ HEALTHY BOUNDARIES
MEMO 01 / ALL STAFF
WE MAKE THINGS
AWKWARD.
Cringe.INC is the unofficial uniform supplier for professional overthinkers, exhausted office sirens and employees who are available for work but unavailable for conversation.
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EMPLOYEE NAMEPROFESSIONAL
OVERTHINKERCLEARANCE LEVELQUESTIONABLE
OVERTHINKERCLEARANCE LEVELQUESTIONABLE